I was watching an episode of Cops last night, and I had a stroke of genius. It wouldn’t be that hard to bring an end to innocent people being victimized by drunk drivers. All that would have to be done is to put all bars at the end of roads with several hairpin turns. Anyone too drunk to drive would simply crash out trying to navigate the road before they ever got near anone else. I’ll gladly accept the nomination for the Nobel Peach Prize.